{"id":77,"date":"2020-10-14T13:22:19","date_gmt":"2020-10-14T12:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.knob.blog\/?p=77"},"modified":"2020-12-09T12:15:53","modified_gmt":"2020-12-09T12:15:53","slug":"fuck-that-hurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.knob.blog\/penile-cancer-journal\/fuck-that-hurt\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck, that hurt."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

29th November 2019, St Anthony’s Hospital, Surrey, England<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Excruciating.\u200b<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

I’m pretty helpless this week. Just to recap, I’ve had a radical surgery and some other bits cut out of my groin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pablo has just been round to remove the main dressing<\/a> for me, and he pain of removing it was similar to stubbing your big and first toe on the corner of a door. Before getting your cock caught in a zip, and standing on some Lego.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then being punched in the face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In other news, I\u2019m now eating raspberry cheesecake, so every cloud and that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sat on a hospital bed after penile cancer surgery, eating raspberry cheesecake. St Anthony’s hospital, Surrey, England<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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