{"id":79,"date":"2020-10-14T13:25:01","date_gmt":"2020-10-14T12:25:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.knob.blog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2020-12-09T12:07:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-09T12:07:00","slug":"home-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.knob.blog\/penile-cancer-journal\/home-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Home time!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

30th November 2019, St Anthony’s Hospital, Surrey, England<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u200bIt\u2019s time to go home! <\/h6>\n\n\n\n

At 40 I\u2019m long past caring about how it looks, but I\u2019m pretty proud of my weary old body this week. I\u2019ve definitely taken a bit of a kicking. I have a couple of alterations, but above all, I live to fight another day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m still a bit battered and bruised, I\u2019ve got a 6 inch gash in my groin<\/a> and little Johnny isn\u2019t quite himself yet but those are only little things<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(I do the jokes round here)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Next up, nuclear medicine<\/a> in January! I have no idea what that is, but I’m looking forward to it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh, and here\u2019s a topless toilet selfie for the wank bank, you filthy animals. It’s almost Christmas after all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Me,
Me, topless in a bathroom at St Anthony’s hospital wearing just a towel. I can’t wait to see what that brings up in the google image search<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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